[rick] hey dude i gotta show you this one video
[paul] why what is it?
[rick] it’s insane
[paul] …2 girls… 1 cup? is this a porno? or bestiality?
[rick] i’m not that fucked up
[paul] hmm… this is such a porno
[rick] no wait for it
[paul] … AHH WHAT THE FUCK! Oh man, wha… ahhh! this is fucking disgusting, this is worst than tubgirl! why the fuck are you showing me this?
[rick] would you rather be Rick Rolled?
[paul] is that when you stick your penis in my ear?
[rick] … what the fuck man, it’s when i show you that “never gonna give you up” video of by Rick Astley
[paul] fuck man, why didn’t you Rick Roll me instead! fuck
