jake & paul December 10, 2007

[jake] you know what sucks?

[paul] What?

[jake] when you are not focusing on anything relationship wise and someone puts an idea into your head with nothing to really go on.

[paul] haha, yeah. but i’d have to say that’s better than nothing. well at least that’s my position at this point.

[jake] but i’d rather focus on other things right now, and this just takes up too much brain processing power. it’s like spyware

[paul] “baby, you’re like spyware for my brain, taking my processing power, driving me insane”  that’s the new pop hit!

[jake] that will be vanilla ice’s comeback single!

louis & hayley December 5, 2007

[louis] do you think of me as timid?

[hayley] no not really why?

[louis] i heard that about me the other day, i never knew people saw me that way

[hayley] i’d probably describe you as “nice”

[louis] that’s how you describe someone who has nothing interesting about whatsoever

[hayley] maybe i’d call you a weirdo

[louis] i like that better than “nice”

herb & dan November 30, 2007

[herb] how far are you on that project?

[dan] what project?

[herb] the marketing pitch one

[dan] oh, nothing, my group is basically doing everything

[herb] what do they think about that?

[dan] they’re cool with it, i’m going to present it so it’s all good

[herb] that doesn’t seem really fair for them

[dan] well, considering they all suck at public speaking it sounds like a great deal

[herb] wait, are you in my group?

gwen & julia November 27, 2007

[gwen] where were you last night?

[julia] i was with john at the coffee house

[gwen] i called you but i didn’t get an answer

[julia] my cell?

[gwen] yeah

[julia] when it was open mic night so i probably didn’t hear it

[gwen] don’t you check to see if you have any missed calls?

[julia] not really, did something important come up?

[gwen] i just wanted to know if you wanted to hang out and talk about our hatred towards humanity

rick & paul November 26, 2007

[rick] hey dude i gotta show you this one video

[paul] why what is it?

[rick] it’s insane

[paul] …2 girls… 1 cup? is this a porno? or bestiality?

[rick] i’m not that fucked up

[paul] hmm… this is such a porno

[rick] no wait for it

[paul] … AHH WHAT THE FUCK! Oh man, wha… ahhh! this is fucking disgusting, this is worst than tubgirl! why the fuck are you showing me this?

[rick] would you rather be Rick Rolled?

[paul] is that when you stick your penis in my ear?

[rick] … what the fuck man, it’s when i show you that “never gonna give you up” video of by Rick Astley 

[paul] fuck man, why didn’t you Rick Roll me instead! fuck

rachel & eric November 23, 2007

[rachel] hey, i saw you yesterday with your girlfriend

[eric] really? i don’t have a girlfriend, but tell me about it, where were we

[rachel] you were at the bakery on church street

[eric] did i look happy

[rachel] of course

[eric] hmmm, can’t wait to see myself like that

lousia & zack November 23, 2007

[lousia] do you ever see yourself getting married?

[zack] i haven’t really thought about it so i guess no

[lousia] do you believe in it? or do you think it’s a waste of money?

[zack] i guess it’s relevant,  i just don’t think everyone should be doing it, however maybe if more people did it and focused on it as a right of passage in a way, more marriages would work out. i mean they would work out if they happened, but if people thought about it that way most marriages probably wouldn’t happen, maybe, i’m just rambling

[lousia] that’s okay, marriage is getting to be a more controversial topic nowadays , it should just be simple. like person A and person B love each other and swear to be faithful to each other

[zach] so you believe you can only love 1 person?

[lousia] no

[zach] but do you believe you can love anyone more than the one you are supposedly destined to be with?

[lousia] you are probably not destined to be with them if you love someone more

[zach] i don’t know, just because you love someone doesn’t mean you should be with them. some people who love the most are the loneliest people on earth

jan & warren November 23, 2007

[jan] do you read books?

[warren] yeah… well no not really

[jan] what do you mean?

[warren] i just can get into like the standard novel type of book. i’m not a literary learner in a way, i’m more of a visual or audio learner

[jan] so you read picture books?

[warren] as a matter of fact i do own some picture books, more art books, i’m not into reading 800 pages of something that could be explained in 8 seconds, show it to me in a film and i’ll be fine

[jan] you should read this book by Murakami it’s really good

[warren] how many pages is it?

[jan] never mind

melody & jay November 21, 2007

[melody] i don’t think your that cool

[jay] i’m sorry

[melody] aw, it’s okay. coolness isn’t your thing anyways

[jay] what is then?

[melody] being weird

[jay] that doesn’t make me feel better

[melody] i wasn’t trying to make you feel better, i was just stating a point. anyways your not a weirdo, you are just werid, different, in a good way, to my at least

[jay] how many weird guys do you know?

[melody] just you, that’s why you are special

[jay] an obscure person who is seen as special, i guess i can live with that for now

[melody] you also smell, but that’s okay

tre & christian November 19, 2007

[tre] there’s something weird about that mario kid

[christian] what?

[tre] i think he thinks he’s all buddy buddy with me, or at least he thinks he can just jokingly maybe even seriously ask me for money

[christian] he asked you for money?

[tre] first he asked for a dollar, then he asked for 2 dollars, all the while knowing that if i didn’t have a dollar to give him i wouldn’t have 2

[christian] did you actually have money?

[tre] yeah but no way i’m giving him any, that’s bullshit, why would i just give him money? i have no motivation to, i don’t even really like the kid, i’m just friendly with everybody, but he needs to stop talking to me

[charistian] are you being too hard on him?

[tre] don’t you hate him?

[christian] yeah, but i thought i’d play devils advocate for a while, i apologize